In 2009, pne
Admit my true feelings to mynnia
Keep my python clean.
Give some writing systems to charity.
Buy new goats.
Volunteer to spend time with artificial languages.
Give up brainking.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, pne
sent to me...
Twelve orthographies drumming
Eleven conlangs piping
Ten computers a-leaping
Nine alphabets brainking
Eight standards a-non-smoking
Seven comics a-programming
Six linguistics a-breastfeeding
Five artifi-i-i-icial languages
Four writing systems
Three foreign languages
Two learning languages
...and a wikipedia in a sluggy.
One good thing came from the memes: I noticed that I had spelled my interest "artifical languages" incorrectly when I added it. (Or copied a misspelled interest from someone else without noticing.) Anyway, fixed now.
And I was most amused by the six linguistics a-breastfeeding. Though I'm sure charities can also always use more writing systems.