Dehydrated Water. Purchase it now via the Internet!
It takes hundreds of years to form and only minutes to vaporize… Pure, refreshing, crystal clear, filtered, and compressed dehydrated water. No where on Earth will you find a more pure substance. Dehydrated water is compact, lightweight, easy to store, and perfect to take wherever you go. It's free of toxins, chemicals, lead, minerals, and almost every other dangerous substance you can think of. And best of all, it contains no calories nor any fat. Dehydrated water is the perfect addition to all high- fiber, protein, and carbohydrate diets. Try some today!
From the FAQ:
"Are you serious? This site is a joke, right?"
Response: This site is for real and we actually sell dehydrated water.