The meme is this: take the first sentence of the first post of each month.
February: Everyone is born left-handed, and becomes right-handed when they commit their first sin.
March: Happy Birthday jAna!
April: In Hungary, part of the test that decides whether you're allowed to go to 1st grade or have to stay in preschool is drawing!
May: Q: How many gamers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? // A: 1d6
September: Random linguistic observation on Turkish ğ and Maltese għ
October: about the e-mail client Mulberry I only used it for about ten minutes once, but I heard that it was one of the better IMAP clients around.
November: The German word for "nipple" translates literally as "breast wart". No, seriously.